Virgin or virgin?

Now, imagine your girlfriend telling you that" babe, aki niko na ball" and you had not been intimate at all. Had not kissed or even made out, the furthest you had gone was hugging and holding hands but with Covid, you hadn't done even shaken hands from March. I can only imagine the look of surprise, hurt, and disappointment on your face. You feel your hear tbreak into tiny pieces 💔💔💔as you are ushered into the Premium Tears Club. Then, she tells you that it does not belong to any man..Naah.. but the Holy Spirit. 

As the Christian you are, this angers you extremely. While she has no shame in spreading her legs, she has the audacity to blaspheme God while at it. Oh, the steam from your ears, nostrils, mouth, and where the sun does not shine😡😡! Who does she take you to be! Kumbe, it's true of what is said of Eve's gender! Ha! and you believed she was a virgin. You laugh at that thought while feeling like crying

You sniff a little while holding your waist. The curses whirling around your mind could shame the devil himself hundredfold. What unnerves you the most is she sits opposite you calmly looking at you with all the innocence of the world and just for a minute, you see her receive Grammys for her excellent acting. You even had no idea she could act this well😕. After all, the front she put forth was that she was a bad liar and actors surely cannot be bad liars, right? You shake your head because you feel like you are carrying a stone. Just the other day, you wore matching vitenges and took her home to meet your mama. Oh, how they clicked left you satisfied, and as a man, you felt that umeangukia jackpot👌💕. And after all this, she still went ahead and shared the forbidden fruit, and not with you! The nerve of this woman! 

Then you remember the many cold showers you took because you were doing the right thing by her. You know, being chaste as the Wonderful Book commands us to be till you are wed. The slimy fox! You begin thinking that you have been too naive for your own good and make the resolve to change that. Fumingly, you leave her taking her milkshake, and go home. For a moment, you are tempted to drink yourself silly but then that thought fades as fast as you think of it.

You decide to go and sleep and as soon as you fall on your bed, you dream of angels. Angel Gabu telling you ati ooh that storo of the Holy Spirit impregnating your girl is true and you should marry her. They say ya Mungu ni mengi ya binadamu ni mayai and you see the truth behind those words. So all that is left is you asking for forgiveness for the horrible things you thought of your fiance. Meekly, you take her as your wife and you both bring forth the Messiah. Ingekuwa wewe Jose, ungedo?😂

Merry Christmas my people, till next time. yours truly.



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