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Virgin or virgin?

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Now, imagine your girlfriend telling you that" babe, aki niko na ball" and you had not been intimate at all. Had not kissed or even made out, the furthest you had gone was hugging and holding hands but with Covid, you hadn't done even shaken hands from March. I can only imagine the look of surprise, hurt, and disappointment on your face. You feel your hear tbreak into tiny pieces πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”as you are ushered into the Premium Tears Club. Then, she tells you that it does not belong to any man..Naah.. but the Holy Spirit.  As the Christian you are, this angers you extremely. While she has no shame in spreading her legs, she has the audacity to blaspheme God while at it. Oh, the steam from your ears, nostrils, mouth, and where the sun does not shine😑😑! Who does she take you to be! Kumbe, it's true of what is said of Eve's gender! Ha! and you believed she was a virgin. You laugh at that thought while feeling like crying You sniff a little while holding your waist. The cu...